Hello, pull up a seat, relax, and enjoy.
It’s April 2026, and if you looked here recently you’d have seen a page that was a little out of date.
Holy Moly. It’s 2010, I’m married and have a child; who’s simply gorgeous in my totally unbiased opinion. This clearly means that this is no longer the web home just of Mark Begbie, but is now the home to Debs, Marcail, Mark and Mia all under one roof. In fact, you can see Debs and Mia to the left atop Blackness Castle on the Forth estuary.
If that sounds familiar, then you’ve been here. But don’t worry, you can still find that ancient history in the archive. It’s pretty old school in there, so if you’re scared of ghosts or creepy crawlies, maybe best not, and bear in mind there might be the odd loose floorboard or shaky banister. I was all had coded in HTML, back in the day, maybe with a little help from Dreamweaver. Anyhoo, all that to say that it’s functional again, including the “chip pan video”.